Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

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The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

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Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.

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‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

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Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

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Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.