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I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

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Looks like someone's got a sharp eye for business! 👀💼 Better watch out, their stare might just cost you more than you bargained for! 🤑 #TariffOnToughStares

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 25, charge, gaze, humor, i, sarcasm, steel, tariff, wit on Mar 14, 2025 by slickboy.

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