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So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

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“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

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Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

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Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

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And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

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After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.