How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

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Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

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Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

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Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

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Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

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There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

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Life is weird and then you die.

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Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.