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I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

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I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

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Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

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Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

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Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

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My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

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I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

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I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

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