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A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

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I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

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Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

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I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

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Social media is mental suicide.

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Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

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The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

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