My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Life motto: Ain't nobody got time for queues longer than my attention span! ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ #QueueExitStrategy" Related Funny Posts ๐ค People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there. My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life. People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple. It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less. Iโm a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.