โYou’re a cougar!โ God forbid a woman gives back to the youth. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:“You’re a cougar, they say! Oh, the horror of a woman empowering the younger generation with her wisdom and experience! ๐พ๐ Embrace the cougar within you, and let the youth bask in your radiant glory! ๐๐” Related Funny Posts ๐ค “You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband. โYou’re always sleeping,โ God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious. There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing. “You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus. “Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.