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Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

Commentary:
"Sounds like someone's friend might need more than just thoughts and prayers 🤣🔥 Maybe they should consult with a professional in 'excessive arousal management' 😏 #HornyButHealthy"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asking, die, friend, horniness, humor, joke, relationship on Apr 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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