Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

Commentary:
Ah, the noble art of doomscrolling — where finding new ways to stress out is practically a competitive sport. 🎯📱 Who needs hobbies that relax when you can master the fine craft of scrolling through chaos? 😅💥 Remember, folks: it’s all about keeping that heart rate up and your screen time even higher! 🧠📈 #AnxietyAficionado

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