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Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

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Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

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Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

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Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

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I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.