I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg. Commentary:"Either way, you're in for a real 'knead' and twist! 😂💆♂️🤷♀️" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.” Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on. Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse. Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win. If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.