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I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

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"Either way, you're in for a real 'knead' and twist! 😂💆‍♂️🤷‍♀️"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged humor, i, joke, just, leg, masseuse, playfulness, puns, sarcasm on Jun 14, 2025 by slickboy.

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