The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are. Commentary:"Achieved Level 5: Grandmaster of Grime 🧦👑 Next quest: Conquering Mt. Laundry 🧺💦" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!” Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson. I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to. UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.