New funny where quotes

• We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

• I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”

• There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

• A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

• There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

• I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

• Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

• They should invent a day where it all works out.

• Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

• Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”

Top funny where quotes

• At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

• Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested!

• My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

• Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

• Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

• I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

• Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

• I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

• Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

• In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

Popular funny where quotes

• Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

• I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

• They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

• Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

• Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

• Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

• They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

• My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

• Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

• My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

More funny where quotes

• Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

• They should invent a day where I feel normal.

• Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

• I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

• Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

• Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

• If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.

• Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

• I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

• My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

Witty where quotes

• The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

• “You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

• Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

• “Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

• Does anyone know where I can find true love?

• I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

• “I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

• “I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

• I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

• Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

Funny where quotes remind us that half of life is spent looking for things — and the other half laughing at how often we lose them 😂. From “where’s my phone?” 📱 to “where was I going with this?” 🗣️, we’re all guilty of daily little mysteries 🤷‍♀️. These quotes are perfect for sharing with anyone who’s ever walked into a room and immediately forgotten why 🤣. So embrace the confusion, laugh at the constant searching, and enjoy the wonderfully lost moments of life 🤪!