New funny again quotes

• Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

• When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

• One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

• Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

• I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

• 90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

• German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

• I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

• I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

• I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

Top funny again quotes

• Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

• Made the mistake of believing what I was told again.

• I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

• My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

• To everyone I offended this year: do better next year, so I don’t have to do it again.

• My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

• So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this.

• I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

• When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

• “You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

Popular funny again quotes

• Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

• Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

• Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

• I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

• (at an incredibly low point in my life) I should start dating again.

• You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

• Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

• By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

• Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

• Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

More funny again quotes

• When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

• On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

• I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

• I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

• Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

• Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

• As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

• Have you tried just not thinking about it? Like, ever again?

• People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

• I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

Witty again quotes

• Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

• If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

• A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

• I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

• I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

• I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

• I woke up alive again.

• I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

• I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

• Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

Funny again quotes remind us that while we promise to do things differently next time, we usually don’t 🤣. Whether it’s oversleeping ⏰, procrastinating deadlines 📅, or falling for the same old tricks 🙃, life’s little loops make for endless comedy. These quotes are perfect for anyone who’s caught themselves saying, “Here we go again” at least once a day 🤪. So embrace the repetition, laugh at the predictability, and enjoy the humor in doing it all… again 😂!