The pointless tidy-up before a play date. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When your house puts on its 'fake clean' costume for a play date! 🧹😅✨" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.” Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive. Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play. “Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours. Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?