I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Warning: My problems are like a TV drama—you're about to get hooked! 📺😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison. Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning. Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier. Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve. I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.