Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

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Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

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If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

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I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

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I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

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Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

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Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.