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Iโ€™m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

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Itโ€™s not even a crush. itโ€™s just unsupervised hope.

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Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

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Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

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Welcome to your 40sโ€ฆ you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

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I be skipping everyoneโ€™s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

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The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

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Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

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Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

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Iโ€™m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. Thereโ€™s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

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When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

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I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

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No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

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I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

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Love when plans get canceled. Itโ€™s like getting a snow day as an adult.

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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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โ€˜Another bombshell has entered the villa!โ€™ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

Spotted on X:

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.
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Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

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Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

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Why do men have birthdays? Itโ€™s not like theyโ€™re growing up.

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My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

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After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldnโ€™t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

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My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

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The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

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“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

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Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

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Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

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Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Iโ€™m like a candle: Iโ€™m cute, I smell nice, and thereโ€™s a pretty good chance Iโ€™ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Going viral on YouTube:

Accept who you are. Unless youโ€™re a serial killer.

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Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

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Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

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People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

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Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

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