I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

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All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

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If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

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“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

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Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

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My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

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I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

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I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

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My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

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If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.