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“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

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The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

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There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

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Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

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I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

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It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

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They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

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What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

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A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.