People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

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Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

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The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

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There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

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I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

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Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

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Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

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The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.