I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

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I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

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Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

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Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

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Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

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There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

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This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.