To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

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Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

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The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

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How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

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I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

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My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

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Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

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I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.