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Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

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When your therapist says "find a support pet," and you take it way too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ #ProtectThePrecious

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