Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

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I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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My love language is being sent money.

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I need money, not feelings.

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I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

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We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

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Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.