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If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

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Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

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Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

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I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

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“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

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The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

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A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.