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The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

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Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

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If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

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I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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Your pronouns should be get/help.

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

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The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

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Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.