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I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

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There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

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Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

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There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

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I’m ready to try another planet.

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In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

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I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.