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My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

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Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

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It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

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Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

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Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

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The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

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If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

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Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.