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If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

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Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

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Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

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Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

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I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

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Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

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I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

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I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.