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Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

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Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

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Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

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Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

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She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

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Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.