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Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

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Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

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Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

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Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

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Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

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Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

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Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

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I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

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Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.