I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

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Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

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In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

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I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

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If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

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Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

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I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

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I’m not even doomscrolling anymore, I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

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To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

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Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.