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I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

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Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

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A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

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Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

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You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

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I have friends in high places (birds).

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Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

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It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

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I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

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Going to work has backfired on me so many times.