I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly. Commentary:Sounds like a sizzlin' romance: crispy, tasty, and just a little dangerous! 🥓🔥❤️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies? Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon. Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it. Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious. I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.
