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The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

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At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

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People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

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I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

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I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

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Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

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I’m not old, I’m vintage.

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Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.