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The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

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Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

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It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

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Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

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Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.