Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.

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Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

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Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

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I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

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The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

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Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

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One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

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Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

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My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

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My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

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I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.