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Sorry, can’t make it, just remembered I don’t want to.

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“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

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I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

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My first mistake of my life was my birth.

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Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

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And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

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Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

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If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

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You’re my least favourite notification.

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How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?