Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun. Commentary:Yearning: the only workout where the heart *and* the imagination get a cramp! 💔🤔 Related Funny Posts 🤝 It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special. I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years). At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning. I have a yearning disability. What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?