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If you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me.

If you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me.

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Looks like someone misplaced their sense of humor… again! πŸ˜„πŸ”πŸš«

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attitude, communication, finding, humor, i, me, offensive, quit, sarcasm on Oct 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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