You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her! Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the age-old technique of sparking quick responses from females – just start a friendly argument and watch the messages fly in faster than you can say 'oops'!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time. It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day. If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life. Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade. The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.