I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me… Commentary:"Ah, the golden years – where peace and quiet are as valuable as gold 💰, and unnecessary noise is the enemy #ShhHappens" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends. I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it. An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up. Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why. “I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.