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Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

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I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

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Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

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Hulk Hoganโ€™s gone, so Iโ€™ll be ripping shirts and screaming โ€œBROTHERRR!โ€ at strangers in his honor.

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Heโ€™s a 10 but so is his volume.

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If I had a bf, Iโ€™d be a gf.

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If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

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Ruined a Ferrari guyโ€™s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

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Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

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The only way to my heart is with a knife.

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I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

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"Ah, the golden years – where peace and quiet are as valuable as gold ๐Ÿ’ฐ, and unnecessary noise is the enemy #ShhHappens"



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