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  • Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.
  • Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.
  • Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.
  • I just agree with people so that they stop talking.
  • There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.
  • Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.