If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have 0. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord. Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away. I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense. I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.