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  • Getting real tired of my own bullshit.
  • Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!
  • Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.
  • Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.
  • Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.
  • I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.