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76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

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Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

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Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

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Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

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When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

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Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

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Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

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I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.