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  • Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.
  • Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.
  • For the record, I use a turntable.
  • Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.
  • My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.
  • Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.