They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

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It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

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Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

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Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

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Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

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Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

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Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

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I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

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Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.