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Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

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Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

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Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

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Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

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I donโ€™t need therapy. I need everyone whoโ€™s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

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You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

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Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

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70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

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I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

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I used to have a great future in my past.

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I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

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Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

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A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

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Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

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Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

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Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

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Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

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Done with work today. The work day isnโ€™t over, Iโ€™m just done with it.

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Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

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Life hack: If you never leave the house you donโ€™t have to worry about running into someone you donโ€™t want to talk to.

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One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.